I had to share this video I found over on Search Engine Watch. The video was made as part of a competition but I think everyone that has worked in SEO has been in a meeting like this at some point.
My personal favorite line that I have had the joy of hearing from a potential clients is:
We just want you to call Google and replace their listing with ours! Why is that so hard for you? The other company we talked to said they could do it!
Enjoy the video!
If you liked the video, you can see a few more from the Lindex competition at Search Engine Watch.